Gerald and Goth
The Dark One Wishes You To Know...
...I was born with the knowledge of my name, and such a beautiful and terribly forlorn name it is. I am Goth.Pretty, huh? I think it's so perfect for me! And Gerry loves it too. He's gunna write a poem, and he's gunna call it 'Ode to Goth'! How cool is that, huh, huh!
...My body has reached the size of a full-grown beast of dragons, but my mind has lived for millennia. I grew up like overnight! It was so cool! And you've *pause of puff of cigarette* you've just got to come back soon cuz I think I might grow some more and be, like, a super-dragon! *meep*
...Although I am of mere draconic breed, most see me as a daemon of darkness and evil spirits.Dragons are just the best creatures in the world, don't you agree? Huh, huh? I think so. And I am one! How funny is that! Haha! Haha! Uh...
...I. Am. A male!... What? What are you looking at! *whimper* It's true, shaffit *sniff*
...The place I was hatched from that cramped and depressing egg is known to humans as... The Protectorate!It's so nice there, you should really go check it out sometime. And at night, when the moon's all bright and stuff, you can see the trees...